finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours
getting stuck on the next level
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
Did he just make a feminist period joke?
oh my god someone buy that man a beer
SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*